If you would like to congratulate me on my wonderful parenting skills or fantastical achievements, you can do so in the below form.

If you have a complaint, you can find the number for social services online or in the great big yellow book they used to deliver in the dark ages –¬†or alternatively you could fill out the form below. (But please bear in mind, I am obviously very busy multitasking and being a superhero so can’t guarantee a speedy response)

SuperNanny – with my wealth of knowledge and experience, I will happily corroborate, proof read and edit any of your Parenting Handbooks for you. Just drop me a line in the form below and my PA will try and free up some time for me.